So, you're probably wondering what the heck this is all about. Well, here's a crash course on the history of this here site:
For a while, I've been a pretty active person in my sleep. When I was a kid, I used to sleepwalk all the time (I'd go downstairs, open and close the refrigerator continually until interrupted, then walk back upstairs to my room and fall back asleep... kind of like Dr. Fred Edison and his safe) and I'd even have conversations with my younger brother (who used to talk in his sleep, no idea if he still does). It has mostly calmed down since then and now I (generally) only talk (or shout, or sing, as I've been told) in my sleep, but this makes for all kinds of entertaining living conditions, as you can imagine. Luckily, I have very patient roommates. Besides, I don't really hassle them while I'm awake, so they don't mind.
Fast-forward to today: my roommate has decided that the things I say in my sleep are entertaining enough to keep a catalogue of. Since I am able to harnass the power of the interbutts, I decided, "Hey! Why not make this an ONLINE catalogue! Everybody can know all of my embarassing sleep-secrets!" Or something like that. Anyway, if you're still reading, uh, pat yourself on the back or something. Seriously.
So, have fun, read some (potentially) embarassing things I've said in my sleep, and be on your merry way!